David Cronenberg's

The Brood: disgusting! Crimes Of The Future: weird and silly for 45 minutes or so, then sick for 15. Scanners: worth watching.

Ah, parents.

Someone lost a camera while on vacation. Fortunately, some other tourists found it and reported it to the park authorities, who called up the original owner. But when the owner tried to get it back...

Somehow I've always managed to miss The Thirteenth Floor when it's played on cable. I'd either miss the last third or so, or it'd be on at a time when I couldn't watch it. Tonight, though, I finally watched it in its entirety, and enjoyed it immensely. How would you rate the following movies, from best to worst?

• eXistenZ
• The Thirteenth Floor
• Videodrome
• The Matrix
• Dark City